Hilarious Attendance Jokes and Memes That Will Crack You Up


Written by Katrina Villegas
By Katrina Villegas, Writer

Attendance is a serious matter, I know.

It could mean the difference between meeting your team’s productivity goals or ultimately missing out on project deadlines and disappointing clients. But as with everything, it’s nice to inject a bit of humor into the mix now and again to help boost team morale.

So whether you want to throw some attendance jokes and memes during your daily meetings as an icebreaker, add them to your attendance notice emails, or even display them around your office, I’ve got just the attendance jokes and memes for you. And trust me, they will leave you on the floor laughing (or maybe not; I’ll let you be the judge).

A group of employees laughing at the office. Photo by Priscilla Du Preez 🇨🇦 on Unsplash

Funny Attendance Jokes for the Office

  • I told my computer I needed a day off, but it didn’t understand. It kept saying, “CTRL-ALT-DEL.”
  • Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. Just like those who skip out on attendance.
  • I’m thinking of starting a club for people with perfect attendance. But I’m worried no one would show up!
  • I’m always on time, except when I’m running late!
  • Why was the calendar so sad about its job? Because it felt like its days were numbered!
  • Attendance is like a good joke – it’s all about timing!
  • Why did the attendance sheet go to therapy? It had too many issues with absences.
  • Elsa got an award for perfect attendance. Because a cold never bothered her anyway!
  • Something hilarious happened during attendance…You had to be there.
  • I once made an apathetic club. Nobody cared enough to attend the meetings, though.
  • Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off.
  • I couldn’t work today because of an eye problem. I just can’t see myself working today.
  • Why was the skeleton always late to work? Because it had no-body to keep track of its attendance!
  • I told a joke at a Zoom Meeting, and no one laughed. It turns out I’m not remotely funny.

Hilarious Attendance Memes

A picture can paint a thousand words, they say. Well, these attendance memes can paint a thousand laughs. Attach these to your next email reminders or send them on your Slack channel to lighten up the office atmosphere and give your colleagues a good chuckle.

1. Clock in reminder

Nothing like a clock-in reminder from Super Bowl champion Travis Kelce! Send this with your daily email reminders to get some laughs while also reminding everyone to clock in using the office time clock, of course. That’s very important.

Travis Kelce shouting at his coach during the Super Bowl turned into an attendance meme.

2. For the meeting late-comers

Ah, yes, there’s always that one guy who’s chronically late to meetings. And we’ve got just the meme to congratulate him when he finally makes it on time (if ever he does).

Attendance meme about showing up late to work.

3. Attendance reality check

Facing attendance issues at work? This guy with a sign might just be the reality check your team needs to show up to work.

A guy holding a sign up.

4. Perfect attendance vs the flu

Flu season can really put a hamper on your team’s attendance. And this meme pretty much sums it up. Send this meme to your team and remind your team to stay safe and healthy on the daily.

A meme about perfect attendance and flu season.

5. Scheduling Nightmare

Every office manager’s nightmare: scheduling gaps. It’s like trying to solve a puzzle with missing pieces! Usually happens when unexpected absences throw the whole schedule off balance. Here’s the perfect meme that can help express your scheduling frustrations.

A guy trying to figure out team schedules on a messy board.

6. Headache-inducing attendance issues

Nothing is more headache-inducing than dealing with office attendance issues. Managers should know!

An illustrations of the types of headaches, including office attendance issues.

7. For encouraging office punctuality

Punctuality is a green flag! And it’s attractive too, at least according to these ladies.

Two girls talking about the guy who shows up to work on time.

8. Attendance bonus

Nothing sadder than learning that there’d be monthly attendance bonuses, but you just had to be absent that one time! This guy knows. Send out this meme for a fun attendance bonus announcement.

An attendance meme about attendance bonuses.

9. Attendance doge

How can anyone say no to this cute dog meme? I mean, look at that fluffy face! It’s the perfect meme for attendance reminders. And it’s bound to put a smile on your team’s faces.

A cute dog meme with text written all over the image.

Ready to share some attendance humor?

Attendance issues can be really stressful. This is why it’s essential to find the humor in the situation to lighten the mood and relieve some of that stress. After all, laughter is the best medicine, even for workplace woes. Hopefully, these attendance jokes and memes put a smile on your team’s faces.

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Fry holding up a ton of cash.

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